Interesting Drug Bust Evidence

Sieg Heil

Catsthatlooklikehitler.com has plenty of "kitlers" for you to look at and judge.

Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he's going to up and invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like "Sieg Miaow"? If so, this is the website for you

Special thanks to listentothisbutton for the submission!

Whole Lot of Ugly

UglyOutfits.com making fun of others one outfit at a time. Pictures of ordinary people are taken and combined with commentary.

Rubber Band Man

Check out the 2nd guy in the red shirt that comes out. He moves like he has no bones!

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thanks to soccerkid668 for the submission.

Great Service If You Plan To Play Hooky

Call-in-sick.com is a new service that allows you to leave a message for your boss (or whoever) and have it delivered at a specified time. The caller id on your bosses phone will even look like the call is coming from you. Now you can record and re-record you message as many times as necessary to REALLY sound sick!
The downside to this service: I can't use it! You can only use it to call direct numbers, and my boss has an extension, not a direct dial line :(

Call-in-Sick Guide

Before you use Call-in-Sick we do have some recommendations:

1. Test sending a message to your boss on employer with a simple message, such as "Hi this is Frank give me a call back". This will test their voicemail system and that messages will be successfully recorded. Once you've done that, you're good to go!

2. If you know you're going to take a "sicky" the next day, record your message when you're sober. There's nothing worse than a drunken call to your boss pretending you are sick. Record and schedule your message before you leave for the club.

3. Record your message with little to no background noise. You won't be convincing with loud music or friends yelling in the background.

4. Call-in-Sick will not work with in-direct phone numbers. You will need to know and call your boss's direct phone number.

5. Utilize the re-record feature to perfect your sick sounding voice and message.

6. Make sure you schedule the call early enough to avoid having anyone answer the phone. We suggest 5am is a good time to make the call. This also makes it look like you either made the effort to get up and call in, or you could just say you've been up all night to make it all that more convincing.

7. Sound effects are effective but don't overuse them. Test recording messages while repeatidly flushing the toilet.

Doggie Litter Box

The Pet Loo is a new product to help your dog to stop having accidents in your absense. The product is made of three components. Synthetic grass to give your dog an outdoor feel, a filtering base, and a holding container.

Per the website's FAQ this is how you clean it:

To clean the product, simply remove the grass and use a cloth and hot water to sponge the base down. Cleaning products (especially those containing citrus) may repel the dog. To clean the grass, simply rinse it with warm water while on the base, or remove and hose it down (in the shower if necessary).

For all the effort you would need to put into cleaning it, you might as well just walked the dog!

Picture via Popgadget:

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Instead of sending someone an "ass hat" you can send them a spring-loaded rear end in a box for $29.95

Jesus Makes An Apperance In A Dog's Stink Star

Taken from GetBehindJesus.net

Angus MacDougall is a three-year-old terrier mix that has recently been blessed with the revered and holy image of Jesus Christ on his hindquarters. Is this manifestation of The Prince of Peace a coincidence or a bona fide miracle? One thing is for certain, this apparition of the Son of God is sure to inspire controversy. Not much if any true scientific or theological inquiry has been made into the nature of this sign to date, but "seeing is believing" as little Angus' terrier-tush is obviously marked by the likeness of Christ.