The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Instead of sending someone an "ass hat" you can send them a spring-loaded rear end in a box for $29.95

Jesus Makes An Apperance In A Dog's Stink Star

Taken from GetBehindJesus.net

Angus MacDougall is a three-year-old terrier mix that has recently been blessed with the revered and holy image of Jesus Christ on his hindquarters. Is this manifestation of The Prince of Peace a coincidence or a bona fide miracle? One thing is for certain, this apparition of the Son of God is sure to inspire controversy. Not much if any true scientific or theological inquiry has been made into the nature of this sign to date, but "seeing is believing" as little Angus' terrier-tush is obviously marked by the likeness of Christ.

Because Every Baby Needs Bob Marley Dreads

BabyToupee.com will sell you any of four wigs for your one to nine month old baby for just $24.99 . The current four options are:

The Samuel L.

The Lil Kim

The Donald

The Bob
Special thanks to listentothisbutton for the submittal!

Mistakes From Popular Movies

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ARRR, 'Tis International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Read all about how 2 guys playing racquetball started an international phenomenon.

Wonder If This Is What I Am Getting For My Birthday

Desciption taken from Cool Buzz:

If you are loosing your sleeps due to your partner’s snoring habit than instead of shaking-up your partner every 2 minutes or making your drawing-room sofa your bed, get this wonderful snore stopper for your darling! The Snore Stopper looks like a watch, so can be worn without any inconvenience when going to sleep. It has a tiny, yet highly sensitive microphone that detects snoring and sends safe electronic pulses to the wrist which will cause you to alter your sleeping position and stop snoring. The electronic pulses won’t disrupt your sleep in any way, but they’ll make you roll over and stop snoring. The snore stopper sells for $59.95.

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Cockroaches Invade Japan

Cockroaches come pouring out of a manhole cover in a train station in the Kyobashi district of Joto-ku and Miyakojima-ku Osaka, Japan.

Who Is That Jumping On The Bed

As a psuedo-adult, I consider myself to be too old to jump on my own bed. However, there is just something so inviting about a hotel bed that just beckons you for a few hops. Hotel Bed Jumping HQ allows you to send in pictures or videos of you (or someone else) jumping on a bed.

Hotel beds are totally sweet, so jump on ‘em high & low and kick your feet. Just make sure that you don’t leave any clues…and of course you need to remove your shoes!

Hold It Together Man, You Are On Camera!

Okay, so I freak out just a little when it comes to bugs too!

White Collar Criminal and Wife Get Violent

In Case You Weren't Aware

You May be Able to Pass Third Grade, But Try This

Try placing all 50 states on the map. This can be hard depending on the order in which they give you the states. No cheating!

More Creative Than "Wash Me"!

Scott Wade can make art out of your dirty car window. His gallery is complete with before & after photos. If I didn't have such a great window washing sidekick I would be a prime candidate for Scott.

Cheaper and Better for the Enviroment

Need a little stress relief at work? Pop some virtual bubble wrap. I like to switch to "manic mode" and see how fast I can pop an entire sheet.

Couldn't They Just Stick With Lawn Ornaments

Having spent TOO much time working in the mailbox industry, I can tell you that some people consider it a badge of honor to have a crazy mailbox. I swear, once a guy called and he wanted to have a mold of his girlfriend in a sexy pose to be made into a mailbox.
This brings me to Sam's Mailbox Picture Collection. Here are some of the unique mailboxes on his site: